The grass roots nature of politics shows us that the zombie movement is not dead. Mitt Zombie thanks his supporters and hopes they continue to bring new life into politics.

Don’t let a little thing like death get in the way of your ability to vote. Just remember that the polls close at 7:00PM, which means you may need to be out before dark for a change. It sounds like a lot to ask, but this our future we’re talking about.

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This is grass roots at it’s best. Of course, with zombies, it’s really started even deeper than that … zombie politics start below the roots.

“Mitt Zombie has struggled through tougher times than this, and is willing to shamble to the podium tonight so the nation can make an informed decision in this year’s election,” said Brian Richardson, campaign manager for Mitt Zombie. “Mr. Zombie thinks Obama’s mindless one-word slogan for ‘change’ can be countered by his one-word slogan for ‘brains.’”

Mitt Zombie, running for president on his “brains you can believe in” platform, feels confident his experience in politics translates directly to the office of the president. While Obama and McCain cite a mere lifetime of experience in politics, Mitt Zombie has more than one lifetime of experience in politics. This unique advantage comes from his work with Strom Thurmond, Ronald Reagan and John F. Kennedy … three powerful politicans who have recently endorsed his campaign. Mitt Zombie also boasts unusually strong support from voters in Illinois, a key state for Barack Obama.

Mitt Zombie also announced that he would reveal his running mate next week, a move that is expected to bring new life to his campaign.

When asked for comment, an angry Ron Paul mumbled something about the gold standard and hung up the phone.

As we take to the streets to spread our message, it appears many people are infected with a love of Mitt Zombie’s presidential ambitions. We encourage voters to rise up and recruit their friends, spreading their love of American brains in 2008.

Mitt Zombie’s message to reanimate America can now be downloaded to your PC, Mac, iPod or other personal media device. Vote brains in 2008, vote Mitt Zombie!

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